Greater-Gothic Reich of Krieg-Nation
Population | 6.264 billion |
Capital | Holy Germania |
Leader | Reichsmarschall von Moltke |
Faith | Imperial Faith |
Currency | mark |
Animal | eagle |
The Jingoistic States of Greater-Gothic Reich of Krieg-Nation is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Reichsmarschall von Moltke with an iron fist, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, smutty television, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 6.264 billion Greater-Gothic Reich of Krieg-Nationians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Industry are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Holy Germania. The average income tax rate is 96.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Greater-Gothic Reich of Krieg-Nationian economy, worth a remarkable 2,951 trillion marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 471,159 marks, with the richest citizens earning 6.5 times as much as the poorest.
Punk rockers smash it up and then clean it up, in life full of care there is no time to stop and stare, recent events in Dàguó have been classified 'for Reichsmarschall von Moltke's eyes only', and birds and children's kites are regularly brought down by anti-aircraft fire. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Greater-Gothic Reich of Krieg-Nation's national animal is the eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Imperial Faith.
Greater-Gothic Reich of Krieg-Nation is ranked 2,776th in the world and 117th in Lazarus for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 14,209.07 on the Gilded Widget Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Greater-Gothic Reich of Krieg-Nation, birds and children's kites are regularly brought down by anti-aircraft fire.
- : Following new legislation in Greater-Gothic Reich of Krieg-Nation, recent events in Dàguó have been classified 'for Reichsmarschall von Moltke's eyes only'.
- : Following new legislation in Greater-Gothic Reich of Krieg-Nation, in life full of care there is no time to stop and stare.
- : Following new legislation in Greater-Gothic Reich of Krieg-Nation, punk rockers smash it up and then clean it up.
- : Greater-Gothic Reich of Krieg-Nation was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Patriotic, Largest Black Market, Highest Wealthy Incomes, and Highest Average Incomes and the Top 5% for Most Avoided.
- : Following new legislation in Greater-Gothic Reich of Krieg-Nation, mining safety laws are often more expensive than what's being mined.
- : Following new legislation in Greater-Gothic Reich of Krieg-Nation, pareidolic SETI scientists swear there's a message from aliens hidden within pi.
- : Following new legislation in Greater-Gothic Reich of Krieg-Nation, in a desperate bid for cheap airfare Greater-Gothic Reich of Krieg-Nationians can be seen jogging in a rubber suit just before flying.
- : Following new legislation in Greater-Gothic Reich of Krieg-Nation, ice-filled coffins are ominously positioned in the corner of every hospital ward.
- : Following new legislation in Greater-Gothic Reich of Krieg-Nation, no-one can foil the ambitions of Big Aluminium.